my left hand cant do anything right
(via laugh-until-you-drop)
she got a pussy like the grand canyon
dry and sandy
possibly filled with dead bodies
Includes approximately 70 species of mammals, 250 species of birds, 25 types of reptiles and five species of amphibians
a popular tourist site
Everyone goes there and comes away feeling vaguely unsatisfied with the entire experience
(via laugh-until-you-drop)
Stranger 1: hello, dean
Stranger 2: Damn it, Dean, not again…
Stranger 1: sam, is that you/
Stranger 2: Uh, yes? Who’s this?
Stranger 1: i am castiel. sam, i have a question for you.
Stranger 2: Okay, shoot.
Stranger 1: how do you make capital letters/ and question marks/
Stranger 2: Shift key, Cas.
Stranger 1: OH, I SEE. THANK YOU.
Stranger 2: No, you hit the capslock…dammit, stay there. I’m coming to help you.
Stranger 2 has disconnected
Stranger 1: Now that we’re alone…how would you like your slutty angel to entertain you, Dean?
I’ve definitely reblogged this already once before but I needed to again.
aaaaaah the picture of cas at the computer though
How would you like your slutty angel to entertain you Dean.
Oh my god.
Cas’ little wings though
(Source: askteamfreewill, via laugh-until-you-drop)
One of my professors told me that the most intelligent people are often the saddest and most depressed because they actually understand how shitty the world is.
(via occasional-dream)
my mom is legit still pissed off about this and has told me multiple times to tweet him saying she didn’t mean it like that.
haha
(via acciothenoseofvoldemort)
if you get a boyfriend does that mean you have to spend less time on the internet because idk if im prepared for that
(Source: styleswhores, via laugh-until-you-drop)
(via laugh-until-you-drop)
Are we just going to ignore that she has her mom in her phone as birthgiver??????
(Source: causings, via laugh-until-you-drop)
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
(via laugh-until-you-drop)
why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever”
or ”the crimson horror”
are u guys okay
a “chili sauce river”
vagina volcano
(via laugh-until-you-drop)
