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babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

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mosquii:

mosquii:

mosquii:

hey could you pass me one of those snoods

liSTEn hERE THI S HAS GON E ON FAR TOO LONG THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED TO BE KNOWN FOR I WANTED TO GO FAR IN LIFE BUT NO I’M STUCK HERE WITH OVER 29 THOUSAND PEOPLE AND NO FUCKING SNOODS THIS IS NOT THE LEGACY I SIGNED UP FOR

ENOUgh

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rniraclewhip:

forcing people to reblog your selfies

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cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

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zandalarian:

me at an expensive 5-star restaurant: i’ll have the chicken tenders

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ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

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A Koala reflecting on his sins, his triumphs, and the inevitability of death.

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snopchat:

mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin

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jazzman8675309:

jazzman8675309:

prince-of-insanity:

psychoteentitan:

The US version of Harry Potter is surprisingly short. 

I’ve been laughing at this for like half an hour cause when Harry fires the gun it looks like he’s saying “BAM!”

Bam! Omg I’m dying

Someone reblogged this from me after I forgot about it and then I laughed for ten minutes and actually LEFT MY BED TO SHOW MY FAMILY

jazzman8675309:

jazzman8675309:

prince-of-insanity:

psychoteentitan:

The US version of Harry Potter is surprisingly short. 

I’ve been laughing at this for like half an hour cause when Harry fires the gun it looks like he’s saying “BAM!”

Bam! Omg I’m dying

Someone reblogged this from me after I forgot about it and then I laughed for ten minutes and actually LEFT MY BED TO SHOW MY FAMILY

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kawaiirostam:

wedding vows using only arctic monkeys lyrics

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foxytroye:

Tacobell loves Tyler

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kissedthystones:

I’m just trying to get lunch, not have an existential crisis.

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