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  • Me: my anaconda don't want to go to school tomorrow
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ellie-the-smiling-samoyed:

I let her have the little bit of peanutbutter that was left. She looked at me like I gave her the world.

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charlesmacaulayy:

telling someone to read a book and watching as their world slowly gets destroyed by it

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amoying:

im always suspicious of anyone that finds me attractive

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cozyqueen:

bruh porn titles be so extra and so outta line like u got shit like “HORNY TIGHT ASIAN TEEN GAGS ON MONSTER COCK” like relax why u so loud & specific.

Slightly young woman uses her mouth and other orifices to arouse moderately-sized man’s diddly-doo

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dunkindont:

ive seen a lot of stock images but this is just getting out of hand

dunkindont:

ive seen a lot of stock images but this is just getting out of hand

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pond challenge → round 10: ginger and raggedy

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ravioligarchy:

that girl u just called fat? that’s a plant. u need glasses

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shitwine:

Going to bed on the last day of summer vacation

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guy:

it’s 2014 and having a valid and logical argument with your parents is still “talking back”

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bowlingforsoup:

id like to see an english teacher write a successful text post

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glowcloud:

when ur trying to act chill

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nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

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