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e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

(via humorking)

Source: e-bae
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spermbanker:

i met this pretty lady today who likes to sleep in plants

(via greetings)

Source: spermbanker
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snapchatting:

there is so much grass in the world. there are probably 46, maybe even 47. nature is beautiful

(via asian)

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  • Question: Why do you boys get so horny when a girl sits on your lap - Anonymous
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    asian:

    Bc the bum is grinding on the pp

Source: asian
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officialwhitegirls:

laughter-everyday:

what the hell is going on here

a good time

officialwhitegirls:

laughter-everyday:

what the hell is going on here

a good time

(via strangeparkings)

Source: snailloween
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aduhm:

teamhydrate:

modern art


what kinda cheap ass emojis are these….

aduhm:

teamhydrate:

modern art

what kinda cheap ass emojis are these….

(via asian)

Source: boxedwinepussy
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sharpslut:

:O but Mr. President……..

sharpslut:

:O but Mr. President……..

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

Source: 13hr
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comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

(via asian)

Source: fandamnghost
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foodchewer:

maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow 

(via shouldnt)

Source: foodchewer
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ladydarkwolf:

bunnyfood:

Charging the cat

The eyes are green. It’s charged. Please unplug your cat.

(via asian)

Source: jonnovstheinternet
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zaynsbro:

Shut up mom, this isn’t a phase. this is the REAL me

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(via asian)

Source: zaynsbro
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tastefullyoffensive:

[dontsweatthapetty]
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largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

(via shouldnt)

Source: largecoin